SCANDALOUS TABERNACLES
"Sacrosanctum Concilium" (The Dogmatic Constitution on the Sacred Liturgy). Issued December 4th 1963, it emphasizes the nobility of the tabernacle
128. 7.
“Artists will little by little suggest the best solution. But it is the business of priests to advise them and call attention to the principles that must safeguard the respect and honor due to the Eucharist. It is important to contribute to the development of Eucharistic worship, which should continue under all those genuine forms recognized by the Church as embodying true Christian piety.”
What's with these?

Tacky Smoker Tabernacle
(For smoking sausage, fish and the theologically challenged)

Charismata Effigy Tabernacle

Totem Boxhead Tabernacle
(Calling all Earth Spirits!)

Ye Old Monitor Tabernacle
(Comes with Screensaver)

Gender Neutral Genitalia Tabernacle

Reflection of Ourselves Tabernacle
(...and got ladder? Can you climb?)

Roadside Mailbox Tabernacle
(Comes with dead shrub)

Shower Caddy Tabernacle
(With handy glass shelf)
